Saturday, November 15, 2003

Cooking with Cold Cuts

Oh, my. I found this article in the September, 1942 issue of Woman's Day (which cost 2 cents, BTW). If only the pictures were in color, these things would be perfect candidates for the Gallery of Regrettable Food. Along with some hideous recipes for things like Thuringer and Potatoes en Brochette (translation: Blood Sausage Kabobs), there was this:

FRIED LIVER SAUSAGE WITH CREOLE SAUCE

Costs 41 cents (August 1942)
Serves 4
Woman's Day Kitchen

3/4 pound smoked liver sausage, in one piece
1/2 cup undiluted evaporated milk
2/3 cup corn meal
Bacon fat for frying

Cut liver sausage in 8 slices 1/4 inch thick. Cut each in half and dip first in milk then in corn meal. Fry quickly until delicately browned in hot fat 1/4 inch deep. Drain on heavy paper. Serve with Creole Sauce:

1 tablespoon margarine
1 large onion, sliced
1/2 green pepper, chopped
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
4 ripe tomatoes, chopped

Melt margarine, add onion and cook 2 minutes over low heat. Add remaining ingredients; simmer 20 minutes.

Here's a helpful menu suggestion:

Fried Liver Sausage with Creole Sauce
Buttered Big Hominy
Shredded Raw Spinach and Cucumber Salad
Whole Wheat Bread
Butter
Honey Stewed Plums

"Silent Generation" indeed; more like the Silent Killer Generation, considering the effect on your blood pressure that a diet this high in saturated fat would have. At least the menu plan includes lots of vegetables.

One thing all of the recipes have in common is a reliance on onions. Lots and lots of onions. Onions were cheap and they filled out a recipe, and they added a lot of flavor. Onion-fried burgers are my favorite example of the "onions as filler" school of cooking.

Oh well. If you're really interested in wartime cooking, be sure to read M.F.K. Fisher's How to Cook a Wolf. It's been reprinted many times, anthologized in The Art of Eating, excerpted, quoted, and just about everything else you can do to a book. Here's a sample, along with the recipe for War Cake.

Monday, November 10, 2003

Now that's what I call literary criticism

Slacktivist is still hilariously reviewing Left Behind. Nobody reads as well as Slacktivist. Nobody.

I am not worthy.
Before there was Harry Potter...

The religious wackos used to pick on The Wizard of Oz.

Here's my favorite paragraph, because it does such a whiz-bang job of tying what the author of this... er... article... believes to be the book's "message" ("harmony of heart and mind") in with today's media:
A similar message ("The Power Is Yours") is delivered today by Ted Turner's (1990 Humanist of the Year) "Captain Planet" cartoon program on television, where Gaia (the spirit of "Mother Earth") gives five "planeteers," separately the powers of fire, wind, earth, water, and heart (communicated telepathically). Captain Planet himself is actually a crystal in human form, and the five planeteers use the power of their occult magic rings, (with crystals) working together (in harmony) to save "Mother Earth." An episode of ABC television's MacGyver"...had a similar segment where the four elements were used together to find "the eye of Osiris." Another two-part episode of "MacGyver" involved using the Mummer's rhyme "Ring Around the Rosie" in a search for the Holy Grail.

Wow. MacGyver had occult leanings. Who knew? But then, his power to escape from seemingly impossible predicaments with little more than a wad of chewing gum and a plastic drinking straw was fairly uncanny.

And here all this time I was thinking that The Wizard of Oz was an allegorical argument about U.S. economics and the gold standard. [BTW, I find the poem about "When McKinley gets the chair" rather chilling, considering the McKinley - electric chair connection (apparently the video isn't real, so don't worry; you're not seeing what you think you are).]